An individual k-bar goes for $3, but shipping a single bar seems like a cruel joke. You'll eat it, want more, and there won't be any more. This could cause depression, angst, narcolpesy and generally ruin your day.

For your own protection, the minimum order of k-bars is a dozen. We're doing this for you. And the children. Think of the children.

Box of twelve k-bars: $33 (order online)
Twenty-four k-bars: $66 (order online)
Forty-eight k-bars: $120 (order online)

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Recurring Orders

You don't want to get caught without your k-bars, do you? Imagine the pain of looking in your fridge and discovering they were all gone. Fortunately, we have a solution: recurring orders. Click the link below, and never be without the best darn food bar in human history.

Recurring orders include free shipping. Why? Because we love you. That's why.

Recurring Orders